Interview with the Two-Faced lady #1.

The two-faced lady,what can I say about her?Nothing,cos' she isn't a single entity.And I've the pathetic honor of interviewing her many a times.Yes,she is quite famous,even more than a play boy bunny and also more than an Oscar-winning actress.Hence,knowing about her is every loser's fantasy and marrying her every human's dream.Ladies and gentlemen,boys and girls and children of all ages,the joker arrogantly brings to you,my first ever interview with the two-faced lady.


Joker:Good evening,miss "$*(&@#^(%#",it's a great pleasure to have you on my show.
TFL:I am happy to be here.
Joker:Great,let's start off by me asking about your marriage plans.I am sure the rejects of our society would love to learn about it

TFL:Sure,I would love to get married to a man who's rich,smart,handsome,funny,caring,loving,well built,who has a great personality and most importantly he must be................

Joker:Wait just a minute,are you talking about a 'single' man here?

TFL:What?

Joker:Never mind,continue with what you were saying.

TFL:OK,so,most importantly he should be tall!

Joker:{Laughs hysterically}You're barely 5'2" yourself so,I guess anyone with a 5'5"–6" should do for you.

TFL:I want someone who is at least 5'11" or above.

Joker:Bullshit!!Why would someone as tall as that would want to marry you?! Even he would want a taller life partner and he is even eligible to seek one,since he is tall.But you,I think you are not even eligible!!Be practical,look for someone who earns well,doesn't matter more or less than you,and tie the knot,height should not matter!

TFL:Well it matters to me.Ever since my childhood I have been fantasizing that I will have a tall good looking husband and live happily ever after.

Joker:Happily ever after?This ain't no fairy tale,you're 40 plus and this is India!

TFL:You and patriotic?

Joker:No?I am just making you face reality,you don't have certain privileges in this country when you turn 40.I believe your dreams of gaining a tall husband are somewhat shattered.And I believe,I am taking 'your' interview?

TFL:Whatever!!And,of course not.I have many friends,who are short but got tall husbands.I will also get one.And when it comes to my current age,well, in that case I’ll remain a spinster.I am not the artificial,compromising types and I believe that a relationship should be wholesome and true.And in marriage, physical appearance plays a vital role.I will not marry some shortie and pretend to be happy with him,because I know I will not be!!I certainly do not want to land up as some ‘Desperate Housewife’.

Joker:Are you trying to say that all women who are married to shorties are desperate housewives?!

TFL:Not really!!You see I am a Science student and this is an era of Fashion,it always was actually.The ‘Good Looking’ people are the ones who are always hankered after.Suppose I marry a shortie,what then?A boy or a girl will be born to me,my short daughter or son will obviously be enamored by some tall good looking lad or lass respectively,but,they will be turned down,but obviously,as you just said,taller men/women are eligible to seek taller men and women.What next?They will become frustrated citizens of India and I will not be able to tolerate my child's sadness & dejection from life .He/she will then hold me responsible for their status,already Mother Indian is over burdened with frustrated desperadoes and I do not wish to increase the weight!

Joker:Errrr,even if the 'Good Looking' factor applies to your husband,I can't say the same thing for you,so there is a high chance that you still mite give birth to some freak?And both,my mom and my dad are beautiful people,from the inside and also from the outside,they've quite a few certificates and tags to prove that.But,yet,they gave birth to a freak.Like me!And you're 40 plus,your reproduction system mite be rotting as well,just like your brain.So,your chances of having healthy babies of your liking are pretty abysmal.And believe me,no young lad in his right mind would marry your.Bwhahahahaha!!

TFL:I beg your pardon.I said would get married and live my life.Not stay as a Prostitute and please my clients.I am a part of the Society and do not wish to go against it.Idiots born to illiterate frustrated fools probably would go for it!!I have seen many things through our media,which makes fun of pregnancy.Such humiliation the pregnant Mother is made to go through,maybe they are not aware but the result of such a humiliating pregnancy may lead to the birth of an abnormal child,who will grow up to become a drug addict or a moron !!Ha ! I am better off alone!!

Joker:Bwhaha!Exactly what I wanted to hear.But,unfortunately,only one insane being is allowed to leave from this show and I don't plan on dying yet.It was real hysterical talking to you and with you dead,there is one more scum less in this world to live with.Thank you for your time and have a nice trip.Bwhahahahaha!SLASH!!!{NOOOOOOOoooooooo..........}

Thank you folks for tuning in on my show,till we meet again,keep smiling![<:o)]

***Oh Lucy,dinner's ready!!!***

With friends like these......

Eenie,Menie,Minie and Mo were some of my closest friends.Since,Mo is the kind of person who simply consider's talking to me only when Mo needs or rather requires my company for her/his personal errands,so why don't I kick Mo out of the picture completely?Now,with Mo gone,that leaves Eenie,Menie and Minie.We've have known one another for quite a long time,six-long years to be precise.There wasn't a week that we spent without each other,we had the same taste in music,movies,gaming and what not.


Our daily hangout was a gaming cafe called 'Frag',after our college hours we would make a daily appointment to meet up and stay there for at least 6 hours,except for the weekends though,that's the only time we got to sleep properly.From the all the swearing to all the insults were just a part of our everyday routine,not to mention a lot of late night disasters we went through and till this day I laugh or rather cherish about it.During this time we had become the best in our common hobby and went on to win a lot of tournaments,of course that lasted till the time few of us decided to be not-so-determined anymore.After 4 years or so,all of us decided to join a common MMORPG and we did.Our saga on World of Warcraft lasted for about 2 years,Eenie,Menie and Minie were highly addicted to the drug called 'WOW'.Unfortunately for me,I decided to quit 'WOW',as it was taking a lot of my time and I needed to concentrate on various other aspects of my life.Eenie,Menie and Mo still continued to play for around 12 hours a day and I was happy as well as sad for them.


Well,after that I almost never even bothered to enter the realm of 'WOW'.I was too busy with my own life and things to do,but,I did manage to be in touch with the trio.But,Alas!I'd noticed a very drastic change among the trio within a week of me quitting 'WOW'.No phone calls neither on mobile nor landline,I was beginning to get frantic and frustrated at their behaviour and I too decided myself to stay away from them.So,even I never bothered meeting them or giving them a message online.Funny ain't it?The bond of friendship doesn't really depend on the duration or the passage of time.


As I continued with my life,after a week of deciding that I am better off alone.My door bell rings and when I answered it,to my shock I found Eenie,Menie and Minie standing at the door and cursing me.They claim to have called me a hundred times on my mobile as well as on my landline,then,I realized that I'd lost my phone a week ago and also when I checked my landline it was dead.After a little 'ah-ah' and a little 'oh-oh',they asked me out for a movie and off we went.Truly,with friends like these,you mite just make a fool of yourself.There isn't any deep moral to this story,but hey!I did manage to waste 2 minutues of your life.Have a nice day.And please,cover your mouth before you cough and shut your eyes too before you sneeze or you mite just pop them out.